Gonna Be a Bear

In this life I'm a woman. In the next life, I'd
like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear,
you get to hibernate. You do nothing
but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat
yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children
(who are the size of walnuts) while you're
sleeping and wake up to partially grown cute,
cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you
mean business. You swat anyone who bothers
your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you
swat them, too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to
wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you
will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!

(Author Unknown)

Enough Said.